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 < XORXERY> It occurred to me some years ago that the mating call of the 
            nerd is: May I put my one into your zero?
+%
+< tm604> dvorak user located
+< mst> arming lawn defence cannon
+< huf> lawns are white supremacist, so please dont defend them
+< tm604> white? the fuck you been feeding your grass?
+%
+< erry> there's screenshots of target substituting tampons for mushrooms
+< erry> r/nononono
+< mst> I guess whether that makes sense depends on whether you have a
+       Donald Trump fetish
+%
+< geir> Is there a word for misspelling words because you usually write
+        something similar? Such as serve => server, or normal => normail.
+< perigrin> I call it 'typing'
+%
+< erry> me: accidentally cmd+p on my mac terminal
+< erry> the terminal: shows me a print preview, complete with syntax 
+        highlighting colours
+< erry> me: youtriedstar.jpg
+%
+<mst> heh. it just occurred to me that the people I used to refer to as
+     'right SJWs' are even better described as 'Mirror Universe Wokescolds'
+<Kassandry> OMG WOKESCOLD LORCA
+<Kassandry> Mr Rhys, could I trouble you to whine at something
+%
+< nox> mst: Yeah saw the entire thread and when I was reading the lack of 
+       caffeine part I almost walked head first in a pole in the street 
+       so that was pretty appropriate
+%
+Attempting an earnest conversation with someone from Gawker on Twitter is
+like attempting to play Risk with a dog.
+  - Jesse Singal
+%
+< EvanCarroll> HALLO EVERYONE IT IS I, EVAN THE GREAT
+ * mst removes the top three layers of your skin
+< mst> BEHOLD, EVAN THE GRATED
+< thrig> probably a lot of grating for a pound of flesh
+%
+< Altreus> It's an extra skill, I've found, to build one in a tiny iron stove
+           that you can barely fit a damn log in.
+< Kassandry> Or you chop the logs smaller, burn a hotter fire, and be toasty.
+< Altreus> I tried chopping them. I broke the patio.
+%
+< dbohdan> Let's wait until Friday the 13th and see what simcop2387 posts
+           before we judge his authenticity
+< simcop2387> so you're asking for a bunch of gay porn then?
+< dbohdan> Only for verification process