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 < erry> F
 < erry> RIP
 < erry> that's a forbidden hour xD
+%
+< Nicholas> Beware of low flying meetings
+ * ilmari spots one on the horizon (16:00)
+ * ilmari decides he wants a steak sandwich
+< ilmari> decision paralysis, what's that?
+< Nicholas> a recipie for starvation
+%
+< kd> this is bad code, it's got cancer
+< kd> in fact it's so bad its cancer has got cancer
+%
+< gwern> a programmer goes to his psychiatrist. 'doc, I keep seeing giant
+         snakes in my dreams attacking me, do I have penis problems?
+         FREUD: "No, you just have Python dependency and migration problems.
+         I'm afraid psychoanalysis is powerless to help. That will be $120.
+%
+<erry> they have nitro cold brew in this wework
+<erry> i want to try that at some point
+<erry> they might have to remove me from the london eye when i climb it
+<erry> but that's a small sacrifice to make
+%
+< simcop2387> ok car names work too well when prefixed with "Anal". Ford: Anal
+              Explorer, Anal Focus, Anal Fiesta.  Dodge: Anal Charger, Anal
+              Challenger, Anal Avenger, Anal Ram.  Jeep: Anal Wrangler.
+< simcop2387> oh and Ford: Anal Probe
+%
+< pragma-> sticky headers and footers are kind of annoying
+< pragma-> especially the ones that appear only when you scroll up
+< thrig> there's a sticky header in irssi
+< LeoNerd> I had a sticky footer once...turned out someone had spilled treacle
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+< Altreus> Remember <noscript>? We should have that but for monitors.
+           <nomouse>Your fingers are too fat to use this site. Get a PC</>