< feep> it's still how it rolls tho
< feep> on paper llvm is generic, in practice it's a C backend with a
fake moustache
+%
+ * daemon looks at code in editor ... hmmm come on energy and focus I
+ know you will come to me if I stare long enough
+< thrig> NOPE
+< Altreus> nope
+%
+< thrig> the road to shell is paved with good indentations
+%
+< Rembane> I had so many viking jokes but some dude in a longship stole 'em.
+%
+<+AbleBacon> my twins ATTACK each other when they run out of food. like, the
+ food runs out and it's every cat for itself. it's so pitiful
+<+AbleBacon> they've never gone more than a few hours without food in
+ their bowl but they have like... no memory
+%
+< cat-xeger> 43
+< Hecate> 44
+< cat-xeger> <-- focus apparently doesn't follow brain
+%
+< davidfetter_work> .oO( ALTER GOTO )
+%
+< zgu> cpanm is almost but not quite entirely unlike cpan
+%
+< Obormot> Why is Programming in ML like Safe Sex?
+< Obormot> Because you can't catch any bugs but it's not much fun.
+%
+-!- tomaw [tom@libera/staff/tomaw] has joined #perl
+< mst> tomaw: WHAT IS THE NATURE OF THE PERL5 EMERGENCY
+< tomaw> mst: CATALYST EMERGENCY AVOIDED
+< mst> tomaw: YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T DEPLOYING GMS AFTER ALL?
+%
+<+Sauvin> Trying to decide if this guy is a legitimate loon or just a
+ fuckwit troll.
+%
+<sobel> reminds of when i was more ok with being unsure (about myself)
+ than others were, so the exchanges went something like
+<sobel> them: u r a fag
+<sobel> me: maaaaaybe
+%
+< marcus> Would be great if someone could cancel brexit
+< LeoNerd> I tried :/
+< felipe> Brexit::Cancel::run() ?
+< mst> marcus: some things, even I can't destroy :(
+%
+<mst> ow
+<cat-xeger> what did you do?
+%
+< ggreer> If you drive safely for a week, they’ll probably give you FSD
+< ggreer> Aggressive acceleration is not one of the factors they use
+< mst> "drive in only unsafe ways that elon does"
+< ggreer> Exactly
+%
+<mackp2014> It's so busy downtown here for some reason. My hometown is
+ becoming a tourist attraction ughhh
+<mackp2014> They've found us lol
+%
+< rbraun> "ssleay" is a series of 6 letters i haven't seen in a long time
+< mst> rbraun: a more inelegant weapon, for a less civilised age
+%
+<Kassandry> Ok. Cat barf cleaned up. Cat knocking things down dealt with.
+ Now I can go get coffee and look this over.
+<mst> sexylosers: fap fap fap fap splort
+<mst> adacat: thud thud thud thud hooork
+%
+< kuudes> I am pretty great, but I hope to get less great
+< nshepperd2> mst is probably greatest by the obvious correct measure,
+ which is number of pockets
+5
+< EvanCarroll> this langauge is insane.
+< ilmari> EvanCarroll: you must be new here
+%
+<erry> i managed to choke on my drink and/or snack so much i had a full
+ on coughing fit
+<erry> covid can't destroy my lungs if they are presently outside my body
+ due to being coughed out
+%
+< petern> Urgh, why the heck is @Model.Property giving a different value
+ than <... asp-for="Property">
+< hikari> I have no idea.
+< ccooke> Spite.
+%
+< Kassandry> Eh. She's your cat, you adjust to the peeing outside the box.
+< erry> talk about thinking outside the box
+< Kassandry> Only if it's omorashi and you're a furry...
+ * Cadey gives Kassandry a hose and silently nods
+%
+< feep> "we did a mouse there and it was intimate" --alan kay reminisces
+ about his mousegirl waifu
+< feep> apparently "they had motors in it" tmi kay, tmi
+< gwern> he truly was decades ahead of his time
+%
+< _stark_> I'm having trouble imagining a real use case for these
+< RhodiumToad> don't ask me, I just implemented them
+%
+< thrig> horse meat has 5.03mg of Iron, while Veal has 0.99mg,
+< rewt> so horse is more ironic than veal?
+%
+<sobel> i know this one guy who went to a "nerd/geek" themed party wearing
+ office-casual and a paper mask with a 1 and a 0 over the eyes
+<sobel> bitmask
+%
+< Altreus> did you intentionally use wherefore wrong just to troll everyone?
+< mst> "wherefore art thou frob() in my namespace?"
+< mst> but also, yes.
+< Altreus> good - I was worried you'd changed
+%
+< Altreus> "Why is this on CPAN" --> PERLANCAR
+< mst> http://trout.me.uk/noxface.jpg
+< Altreus> that person is melting
+< mst> no, he's just french
+%
+< thrig> years ago you served my father in C wars
+< lopid> was that near the tannhauser gate?
+< mst> all these moments will be lost in time, like tr///s in rain
+< lopid> die time;
+%
+< Altreus> sorry I got distracted by people on r/ADHD not reading my post
+ before responding
+< Altreus> not sure what I expected
+%
+< adiabatic> on the other hand, bubonic plague
+%
+11:04 < mst> mdk: TREE DACE
+11:04 < mst> or at least 71 hours
+11:05 < castaway> of morning msts?
+11:05 < mdk> Jingo, Jingo, Jingo
+%
+< sobel> murphy was an optimist
+5
+15:30 < ology> A rare and tropical TorgoX in the wild!
+15:32 -!- TorgoX has quit [Quit: ~~]
+15:35 < Grinnz> you've spooked them
+%
+ * GumbyPAN CPAN Upload: File-XDG-0.08 by PLICEASE
+< mst> plicease: every time I see an upload of that go past I wonder what
+ you're doing to David Golden
+< thrig> I am a name, not a number! I will not be File...
+%
+< ether> Canada apologizes for not aborting Cruz
+< ether> if only his mother was aboriginal, we'd have aborted him *and*
+ given his mother a free and unplanned tubal ligation
+%
+< simcop2387> LeoNerd: what happens if you do sqrt($x) = -1
+< mst> simcop2387: I can't possibly imagine
+< simcop2387> mst: it is a bit of a made up problem to be sure
+< mst> simcop2387: I guess it depends how complex the implementation is
+%
+< LeoNerd> It's like when cats catch wasps and try to eat them... people are
+ all like "well it has bright yellow danger stripes on it, what did
+ you think was going to happen?".. I sympathise with the cat. It
+ *could* have been delicious.. how would you know without trying it?
+%
+< feep> And the LORD spoke to them from a whirlwind, saying: "Fornicate
+ with female dogs, children of Israel, and acquire currency!"
+< feep> (This line was struck from later transcriptions.)
+%
+ * gwern squints as he decides on the subject for this paper. still hard to
+ believe 'sexology' is a real word and actually the name of the field
+%
+< nox> went shopping, bought myself a new perfume,
+< nox> remember when we joked that my haircut is femboy aesthetics?
+< nox> When I arrived home, I checked the perfume name,
+< nox> it's called "tomboy $something_i_dont_remember"
+%
+<nox> In other news I was listening to music and I turned my head to look at
+ my cat sleeping in the bedroom but I don’t have a cat anymore lolsob
+<nox> Fucking pets despawning
+<nox> Need to make themselves a better build or something, fucking casuals
+%
+< cat> Bah! Nothing scary about my house. Just me, being quiet and keeping
+ to myself, along with my six cats, five of them black ....
+< them> Cat, you're the scary thing in your house
+%
+<+perlbot> aquanight: Couldn't pastebin output
+< mst> oh, yeah, the eval to pastebin function is currently having a mardy
+< Altreus> ah, haven't heard the term mardy used for quite some time
+< Altreus> except by me but I don't listen to myself as you well know
+%
+< Altreus> ~==~ surely
+< Altreus> it looks like Wario's moustache
+< thrig> totoro operator when
+< Altreus> do not covet thy neighbour's operators
+%
+< thrig> eval: $_="catcat"; $re = qr/cat/; s/$re/mlatu/g; $_
+<+perlbot> thrig: mlatumlatu
+< mst> thrig: it's a mewt point?
+< thrig> four of the five ends are pointy
+%
+< Grinnz> myisam, aka "technically counts as a database engine"
+< Grinnz> in the same way kraft singles technically count as cheese product
+%
+< gordonfish> s/Has/Had/ # cat licking my arm
+%
+< Altreus> this pleases me: $ chsh -s csh
+< Grinnz> chsh -s csh shh
+< thrig> ba-doom csh
+%
+<+AbleBacon> thank you, windows defender, from heroically protecting my
+ computer from that EVIL open-source software
+< mst> I don't remember the last time it pointlessly blocked something
+< mst> ... which probably means I should double check it's still running
+%
+< gwern> 'take a drink everytime you think asuka is cute or a bitch; take
+ one everytime shinji is a pussy; and one everytime Misato does'
+ 'are you trying to kill me'
+%
+< Obormot> In WoW, druids can transform into cats... if you gave an actual
+ cat suitable controls, could it play a cat-form druid effectively
+< Obormot> (This idea inspired by our raid leader's cat walking across her
+ keyboard)
+%
+< XORXERY> Every brain is a varying collection of thought-terminating clichés.
+%
+< feep> I just wrote )))); in a bash script
+< feep> this is a clear sign that I have lost control of my life
+%
+< thrig> AOL CALLING
+< gordonfish-> WELCOME, YOU HAVE NEW SPAM
+%
+Why is it that whenever somebody is upset here they type like they're an
+anime villain giving a long winded monologue?
+ - @RealYungCripp on twitter
+%
+< aquanight> it occurs to me
+< aquanight> 45role-does.t#L58 that message should be reversed
+< aquanight> I might have been the idiot that wrote it
+%
+< cat-xeger> I'm still trying to wake up, find motivation, that sort of thing.
+< erry> cat-xeger: find / -name *motivation* ?
+< cat-xeger> $ locate motivation
+< cat-xeger> $
+%
+< xiaomiao> velix: tl;dr: 2021 ?
+< velix> No covid, just stupid idiots.
+< velix> Covid should have killed them, but covid was too busy
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