=head1 DESCRIPTION
- AHHHHHHH!!!! NOT B<TESTING>! Anything but testing!
- Beat me, whip me, send me to I<Detroit>, but don't make
- me write tests!
- *sob*
+B<AHHHHHHH!!!! NOT TESTING! Anything but testing!
+Beat me, whip me, send me to Detroit, but don't make
+me write tests!>
+
+B<*sob*>
+
+B<Besides, I don't know how to write the damned things.>
- Besides, I don't know how to write the damned things.
Is this you? Is writing tests right up there with writing
-documentation and having your fingernails pulled out?
+documentation and having your fingernails pulled out? Did you open up
+a test and read
+
+ ######## We start with some black magic
+
+and decide that's quite enough for you?
+
+It's ok. That's all gone now. We've done all the black magic for
+you. And here are the tricks...
=head2 Nuts and bolts of testing.