print( '*' x 80, "\n" );
print( (qw/draven fordmason naughton sri the_jester/)[ int( rand(5) ) ],
- " is the greatest,\n" );
-print "chansen is punishing us\n";
-print "and gabb is drunk again!\n";
+ " is the greatest and gabb is drunk again!\n" );
print( '*' x 80, "\n" );
eval "use mod_perl; use Apache::Request";