Likes doing docs for some reason.

Oddly enough he sells onions.

He is tipsy and fast.

He breaks things and does web stuff.

SDL Perl has been around for a while and the crazy hacker to start this was David J Goehrig. So here is a picture of him with some lasers ...

So surfing the mailing list of SDL Perl we found a pretty active SDL Perl developer till 2005. He goes bye the name Tels. We would put his picture up but he is a ninja.

After using his evil frozen bubble game to take of the minds of the worlds leaders, he has mostly disappeared (most likely to come up with his next evil plan).

The windower turns you blue. You don't know why.

He is a yankee, but he likes parrots for some reason.

The horde is large, they have been identified on this super secret list.